Golf is played by twenty million mature American men whose wives think they are out having fun.

Jim Bishop
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  1. Books, I found, had the power to make timestand still, retreat or fly into the future.

  2. Autumn carries more gold in its pocket than all the other seasons.

  3. Watching your daughter being collected by her date feels like handing over a million-dollar Stradivarius to a gorilla.

  4. True love is night jasmine a diamond in darkness the heartbeat no cardiologist has ever heard. It is the most common of miracles fashioned of fleecy clouds - a handful of stars tossed into the night sky.

  5. Gimme: An agreement between two losers who can't putt.

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